Monday, June 27, 2005

Parents are such cute ostriches

When ostriches get scared, they don't really bury their heads. They do something better; they stretch their necks out along the ground and "hide." Uh huh, 'cause now that mean ole putty tat can't see you... Parents do the same thing. A good example is "The Education of Shelby Knox." So, you don't want your kid learning how to use condoms because they are only XX% effective rather than 100%. That makes so much sense. Instead of being at least a little safer, they are a whole lot ignorant. Your children are having sex... RIGHT NOW WHILE YOU ARE AT WORK!!! (Probably even on your bed, if they made it that far.) Just thought I'd pass that along. You seemed to be unaware. Even my mother is guilty. She was shocked that I knew exactly why we use KY with condoms and not vaseline. (If you don't know, I can explain it to you.) Don't worry about why I know, just be glad that I do.

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