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Pain

You should really name your pain and injuries. The two of you are going to be together for a while, so it's best to be on a first name basis.

So that's what 2 months of sinus drainage looks like...

eww

World's Worst Sinus Infection

Report From the Front Day 35: Many of my comrades have fallen...

OK, it's not that bad, but it certainly feels that way.  Any sinus infection that lasts several week and requires 3 different types of antibiotics to treat cannot be normal.  I have to be the poster child and strange medical conditions.

World's Biggest Cold Sore is still trending well

Probably because people like to know there are other people out there who share their pain.  I haven't had a cold sore recently, but a unicorn horn of a zit is currently residing on my forehead, but that is a story for another...  In other news I was thinking that we need more cold sore humor.  Most of my breakouts have been due to stress after all whether work or personal.  I think that humor would go a long way to helping alleviate stress.  Maybe a t-shirt for when you are having an active break: This isn't a cold sore, economic difficulties have force me to rent my face out to a family of weasels.  A family of anything would work really; weasel is just the first thing that came to mind.

Looking for some more humor?

Totally willing to sell my uterus

Notice that said sell and not rent. Also there will be know returns. If I'm honest I will admit to actually passing out from cramps. While on pain medication... This is not acceptable.

I've been ignoring my blog...

Let's be honest it's all facebook's fault... No seriously, between school and opening some online businesses, I haven't had a lot of time to even think about blogging. But I'm glad to see people are reading my old stuff. Even if it relates to the world's biggest cold sore... So to my fellow cold sore sufferers let me suggest two things: abreva or valtrex.

#racefail @work

The Scene: office cubicle farm with overhead lighting turned off
The Action: One coworker aims camera at another and snaps picture
The Audio:
White Coworker: "I just needed to take a picture of something dark"
Black Coworker:"o_O"

It's been so long since I've written to you

it's not like you pay attention anyway.

Simply put: I'm tired of people stealing my shit

You know, I kinda pride myself of saying funny things. And it kinda pisses me off when people steal them and act like they came up with my shit on their own... So, henceforth, I am going to work extra hard to attribute the shit I "borrow" to its owner. It's only fair. Do unto others and all that jazz.