Who I am

In case any poor soul happens to wander in here, I should take the time to tell you to go away. If you decide to stay, I will not be held responsible if anything you read causes mental, physical, emotional, or spiritual damage. But if it does, please tell me; I need the laugh.
Now on to me: I am a disillusioned twenty-something looking for someone to hold accountable for all the lies society told me that I believed. Yeah, I know, I was dumb for believing it but still. Likes – vanilla ice cream, books, violent movies where people get blown and/or beat up, Las Vegas, the Build-a-Bear workshop, leather pants, new toys, my 6.1 THX speaker system, NASCAR, high heels, well done cow, school, and most music that isn’t country or rap. Dislikes – people who want to control me, people who think they are smarter than me, mold, dust, cigarette smoke, dry eyes, poor reception, radio commercials, poor writing, painful medical procedures, and waste.
Everything else aside, the most important thing to know about me is that everything I do is strictly in pursuit of my own personal entertainment.