Pain

You should really name your pain and injuries. The two of you are going to be together for a while, so it's best to be on a first name basis.

So that's what 2 months of sinus drainage looks like...

eww

World's Worst Sinus Infection

Report From the Front Day 35: Many of my comrades have fallen...

OK, it's not that bad, but it certainly feels that way.  Any sinus infection that lasts several week and requires 3 different types of antibiotics to treat cannot be normal.  I have to be the poster child and strange medical conditions.

World's Biggest Cold Sore is still trending well

Probably because people like to know there are other people out there who share their pain.  I haven't had a cold sore recently, but a unicorn horn of a zit is currently residing on my forehead, but that is a story for another...  In other news I was thinking that we need more cold sore humor.  Most of my breakouts have been due to stress after all whether work or personal.  I think that humor would go a long way to helping alleviate stress.  Maybe a t-shirt for when you are having an active break: This isn't a cold sore, economic difficulties have force me to rent my face out to a family of weasels.  A family of anything would work really; weasel is just the first thing that came to mind.

Looking for some more humor?