Why size matters

I've determined that other people's estimation of my size is based more on their perceptions of themselves rather than their perceptions of me.

The next persom to ask me if i'm chaka kahn gets shot

Here's a clue, i'm a concept, not a person. So stop asking me if I'm one of the two black people you've seen on tv. It's kinda annoying.

As I was saying...

It sucks to be a girl. and if a girl walks into your store and buys nothing but pads and laundry products, it's probably a bad idea to tell her to have a nice day. she's not having a nice day; she's having a typical day.

It sucks to be a girl

Not only are there the physical issues; there is the societal pressure to hide them.

How am I supposed to exercise

All the classes are at 9 or 10 am. It's a conspiracy to keep us office dwellers unhealthy. The only way you can exercise is if you can afford not to work.

"what happens on wall street affects main street"

really? 'cause i can't say that i care too much that some exec's golden parachute turns out to be $9mil instead of $10mil.  yes, that is an overly simplistic way of looking at things, but i really don't like my early saturday morning tv viewing being interrupted.

it's not wine that i hate...

it's not even cheap wine that i hate. it's cheap wine made from cali grapes that i hate. apparently i like cheap australian and italian grapes.

this post brought to you by the letter A, the letter A and the number .08.

Dear world (By world I mean america),

I don't know every other black person in the world. We aren't friends ; we aren't family. I don't know his/her likes, dislikes, or underwear size. I don't necessarily feel a natural kinship; and I don't support exclusively So please stop asking me to decode black behavior foryou. It's starting to piss me off.