vow of silence is over

it's good to see that in the face of disaster people sink to the lowest level of human behavior.

Today's advice

If you like yourself, and nightmare free sleep do not see Jack the Ripper.

What the hell was I thinking?

I bought a 27" TV. It is big and pretty, but it is also heavy as hell. I am never moving this thing. If I move either someone else is moving it or it is staying in this house.

I still don't have a tb

not that i haven't been shopping. and not that I haven't seen a couple I like. but I refuse to buy a tv from someone who treats me like an idiot. like the guy at conn's. he wouldn't let me see the remotes for the tvs. so i didn't let him see my discover card.

Today's prayer

God, please help those on livejournal correctly use their chosen language.

I need to move

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Your personality type is RLOEI

You are reserved, moderately moody, moderately organized, egocentric, and intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: Albuquerque/Santa Fe, Providence, Richmond, Norfolk, Tucson, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Salt Lake City, Minneapolis area, Denver, New York City, Houston and these international countries/regions Brazil, Slovenia, Argentina, Israel, Portugal, Romania, Croatia, Austria, Denmark, Germany, Finland, Puerto Rico, France, Italy, Belgium, Philippines

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G.I. Joe is coming back!!!

But really, could someone explain to me the point of leafblowers.

Stop that too

To everyone who hears a cool new word and decides to add it to their vocabulary: Please learn how to spell it first. The dictionary is your friend.

And for the last damn time

Let's not call people "Oriental" mmkay?

Good news always follows bad

After 5 MONTHS of looking, I finally found a new job. It has been painful. Very painful. A period full of tears and rages. But soon I will be free. The bad, my tv is doorknob dead. No buzz, no click, no hum. Just that evil little standby light staring at me. Shopping this weekend... As I was driving home, i got a sudden and unrelenting craving for some mcnuggets. It's like they were calling to me to eat them. Final bit of randomness: there was a bug in my car today probably because I left the windows down last night i rolled the window down 3 or 4 times to let it out but it wouldn't leave so i killed it and pushed it out of the car

Life's a bitch

but vodka helps.

Why do the ignorant keep speaking

They should really shut up for their own safety. Otherwise, someone is going to backhand one of them into next week.

Ok, really. Don't watch <A href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109836/">Frankenstein</A> at night.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Very High
Schizoid:	Very High
Schizotypal:	Moderate
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	High
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
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Guess who's coming to dinner

I highly recommend seeing this film. Not the remake. The original. Absolutely wonderful.

Hmm...

You Should Date A Swede! You're a romantic, albeit an understated and practical one. It's more about a steady partnership for you, not unrestrained falling Your Swede will give you the unwavering love you crave While making up some mean pancakes and meatballs on the side! Which Foreign Guy Should You Date? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Well, I could definitely go for the meatballs.

I am an idiot

Who can't tell the difference between pink and orange. Despite the tech industry's best efforts in color coding, I stuck it in the wrong hole. (Under the right circumstances, that could be painful.)

So what if I like David Caruso

CSI: Miami has no sound in HD. Or I have lost the center channel of my speakers overnight...

So...

I watch NASCAR to see the crashes. I am thinking of taking up hockey to see if it is as violent as I think.

I'm disappointed in myself. I should have scored higher.

I am 68% Asshole/Bitch.

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

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You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational. Cultural Creative 88% Postmodernist 69% Idealist 56% Materialist 50% Romanticist 50% Modernist 44% Fundamentalist 38% Existentialist 25% What is Your World View? (updated) created with QuizFarm.com

I need a whipping boy

There should be a lj community where you can find an online punching bag. Someone who would take all the abuse you have stored up from a crappy day of having to keep your mouth shut when everyone pisses you off. These people are easy to find in real life, I work with a couple in fact. I would use them for this purpose but it is hard to kick a puppy while looking it in the face. I prefer an anonymous target for my venom.

Damn, I should have taken the 30K...

Until further notice, I am going to just be pissed off. Feel free to ignore me.

How stupid are you?

Before I start, I should mention that all users are given winzip as part of the standard desktop deployment: Why the goddamn hell are you sending me a fucking .zip file to open for you? Shit, double click the damn thing and open it. Are you so fucking stupid that the concept of drag and drop escapes you? Then why and how the hell did you get a job as a data specialist. One would think that one of the requirements would be to actually be able to manipulate data. Apparently not. Although, I should admit to being impressed that you figured out how to send email. That was almost as great an achievement as getting dressed this morning. We are proud.