They have a point

when your house is under a tornado warning, you are not watching tv so there is no point in interrupting normal programming 

Sprint SERO plan from Inphonic

is cheap as hell, but customer service sucks ass. I just love how google visits blogs.

I am done w/ this damn house

tonight a closet door fell out of it's track, and nearly broke my damn arm

Note to self...

because i'm not a parent, i don't understand that being an asshat is wrong. only a parent can understand that. check.

Dear Lord

It should be illegal to make decisions before you are 25

"You know what, it's funny. A chicken trying to be sexy is just hilarious"

1. never live w/ someone incapable of taking care of him/herself 2. don't break the damn deadbolt w/ the door locked

i would also like to comment that my yahoo tv listing timezone is whacked

storm warning

i would rather be watching scott foley. if people in the path of the storm should be taking cover, then they won't be watching the weather. put scott foley back on. and i bet house is screwed. and why is this dumb woman on the damn phone talking about the damn hail. put scott foley back on.

mmm beef

I taste like Beef. I taste like beef. I'm probably made of beef. You are what you eat, they say, and if the title didn't mean something else, I would be a beefeater. I think red meat is good for you. Puts hair on your chest. What Flavour Are You?