bah humbug

the first thing on my car has broken, with me of course just out of warranty now i must find new cd compartment

the cold left, then bronchitis set in

i don't want to be involved in giftmas this year.  i want to celebrate a real holiday with peace, love, goodwill, and all that jazz. on the plus side, i have a new job.  on the minus, i am coughing up yellow stuff. and last but not least, whose bad idea was it to include that superman returns crap with the the classics in the new collector's edition. p.s. will someone pick whether blu-ray or hd-dvd is going the standard.

Good vs Evil: And evil wins?

Bad movie, but it is only part 1 of a series. Anyway, people please don't buy a puppy for you kids for giftmas that will just wind up in a shelter.

I just can't keep a job

the real problem is that this means i have to deal with multiple w-2s.  this year i will have three.  it is almost enough to make you pay someone to do your taxes for you.

Why go to college

For those of you who are confused, you don't actually learn anything useful in college, but you do have useful experiences.  College won't help you at your job, but it will help you get a job.  People with lots of money to pay you are impressed by degrees.  But most importantly of all, you can party and be drunk of your ass for four years straight.  You will never again have this opportunity.

I have no heart

and this is with a stable hormonal load. 

'Tis the season to be greedy...

Today's giftmas wish from craiglist (as posted):

Xmas presents for 6 yr old girl and 9 yr boy

My credit cards are maxed out. I dont know how to get on one of those charity trees. If anyone has anything special to give I would be very grateful.

Im a divorced single mother.

Does the koolaid man have a name like the marshmellow man?

being surrounded by idiots is really painful. i need to find smart people to socialize with. so where are the smart people?and the season of "give me" begins. i wish i could just go hide for the duration. during the time when we are supposed to be full of goodwill people are only full of themselves. culminating in the great "what did you get" discussion. i literally give my friends "boxes of random shit". there may be a theme sometimes; there may not. but the point is that i saw something and thought "hey she'll like that". not "hey i spent $100 at willowbend for this darling little candle".

Why do people race to red lights

Dear religious right, Please leave us alone.  The more heathens who continue on the path to hell, the more space for you in heaven.  P.S. Didn't Jesus preach a message of love not hate.  I'm just saying...

Mommas don't ket your kids grow up to be stupid

For the last time, teenagers, STOP TELLING STRANGERS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!  If you do not tell them, they will not know how to find you.

choose your ending...

at first i figured i would be pissed off by sony's commercials for men and commercials for women.  i expected them to be the typical stereotypes that we usually see.  but i stand corrected there were ninjas.  something so ridiculous cannot be offensive.  i think i need a larger lcd.

no tribble at all

a small part of my kingdom for an original series star trek female crew member costume

i hope i never see one of those fuzzy miserable things again

we face an epidemic today.  many people have contracted a condition i will call "country club-itis".  symptoms of this condition include a false sense of superiority, equation of self worth to material worth, and a need to demean others at every opportunity.  what the sufferers have not realized is that i don't give a hot damn about what they have and who they think they are.  in fact, i am not impressed at all. don't want to party w/ me? fine, go swivel on a champagne glass by yourself.  i don't fit in with your company?  keep your damn job, its not worth the salary to have to deal with you anyway.

truth is the ultimate defense for defamation

it should also cover bad jokes...

Stupid people make me sick

I mean that literally.  Working with stupid people causes me physical pain.