Dear Vicky

Here's a secret you may not know.  Single women shop in your store.  So if you have a great product, don't just package it for him and for her.  Package it just for her too on the side.  The rest of us feel left out. In other news, lack of memory of an event does not constitute lack of awareness at the time of the event's occurrence.

Hmm

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What do the following things have in common?

Desperate Housewives, Prison Break, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Las Vegas.  I'll give you a hint.  These are all shows that I don't watch because the creators/writers piss me off.  Will Criminal Minds and CSI join this list too?  Dear advertisers, I have money to spend, if you want me to buy your products, don't waste ad money on shows that piss me off.

the last thing i remember is eating dinner

so which purchase at walgreens triggered the playtex coupon.  i wonder if it was the rx for the lovely lovely pain medication. p.s. dallas stinks.  you guys should really do something about that air pollution problem.

Full beds are too damn small

but when you have a budget of $500, you take what you can get.  even if this means ikea.  ikea that is very far away.  ikea that sell defective furniture.  that you have to put together yourself.  and after you lug 71lbs upstairs you find that a piece is bad.  and have to go back to ikea.  ikea that is very far away.

i have just one question... what the hell is in tequila

i now understand that one tequila two tequila three tequila floor t-shirt

Britney isn't fat, she's just big boned.

Ok, seriously.  Women are now ashamed to be "adult-sized".  Size 8s need to diet and exercise to get smaller.  Bones protruding from limbs are ideal.  There is now something wrong with a woman looking like a woman.  I call shenanigans.  Somebody get a broom.

Beer + Hot Wings = <3

Alcohol is so good for the decision making process. Now if we can just do something about the "seal"...