ABC Family

Now explain to me how a show about a strange naked peeping tom, a sexually active teenage girl who can't hold her liquor, and a teenage boy who likes girlie magazines in family oriented.

A little help here...

Hi everyone.  Can I get you to do me a little favor.  Before you ask for help with something; read the damn manual.

Dumb Bitch of the Week

It's past time.  Confidential to the Britney Spears wannabe in my life: she gets away with that shit because she is rich, you are just a poor dumb bitch.  It's not cute when she does it, but with the size of her bank account who cares.  You on the other hand are just pathetic.  "Oh tee hee hee, look what I did."  You made yourself look stupid.  People aren't laughing with you; they are laughing at you.  Get a clue.  And sit down and shut up.

The mind is a powerful thing

I have decided that neither superman returns nor xmen3 exist.  I am much happier for this decision.

A visitation from the ClueX4

Any statement that has to be prefaced by : "I don't mean this to sound racist..." should probably not be said. Man, y'all are gonna make me militant.

And for the last damn time

stop listening to what others tell you you should be be yourself

I want all my freebies back

So apparently the following make you not responsible for your bad behavior.  Ok, more than the following, but I'm only going to list the ones I can claim: poverty single mother society's image of perfection being black poverty working single mother coming home to empty house being raised by grandparents being female and did i mention poverty? I could go on, but what's the point?  My point is this: if I can rise above why can't you?

If I had been given the choice

along with full disclosure i think i would have chosen bits on the outside and the potential for an enlarging prostate

Applications for special snowflake are no longer being accepted

http://www.rent-a-negro.com/

Dumb bitch of the week

Trifling Lady: you know who you are.

Dumb bitch of the week

Serena: for playing.

7th Heaven has jumped on the shark.

thank you; that is all.

Nigga moments

Huey Freeman ain't never lied:   "Webster defines the nigga moment as a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male! Causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner... i.e. like a nigga!"  He did however leave out that it can affect females as well. Don't act like a mindless ignorant fool and no one will call you one. 

Dumb bitch of the week

Faye the cashier for trying to start a "nigga moment" when her shoes weren't even scuffed

I have a bunch of these saved up

Apparently my philosophy of "do unto others as they have done unto you" already has a name.  This guy has a lot of ides that I appreciate. Loebner's Valuation of Morality:*

The Leaden Rule: Do unto others before they do unto you; The Cupric Rule: Do unto others nothing; The Silver Rule: Do unto others no harm; The Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you; The Platinum Rule: Do unto others as they would have you do unto them; The Diamond  Rule: Do unto others as they have done unto you.

*http://www.loebner.net/signature-file.html

Consideration

Some people believe that you should show consideration for others, especially when they have had a bad day.  For example, when an asshole cuts you off in traffic you should excuse it because maybe his wife made him beat her this morning and now he is running late for work.  But how about all the people out there show some consideration to me by not driving when they can't focus on the task at hand.  How about that.

WOOT!

I've got an alum at my new job.