An open letter

Dear Parents, Stop telling your kids they are special.  It doesn't improve their self-esteem.  It makes them worthless as human beings.  They feel they just have to show up and do nothing more.  They think they are owed, that they don't have to earn anything.  They are wrong.  They are annoying. P.S. To the asshole who nearly took my car out because you too busy worrying about gifts to notice that you had pulled out into oncoming traffic: Merry Fucking Giftmas.

Every American Household will have a wii

if only someone would sell me one. an no, i am not paying 600 for it.  do you know what tax on that is?

The best part of an imaginary boyfriend is the presents

i think i'm getting jewelry this year for giftmas.