Why I hate people in general

Actually hate is the wrong word. Hate would imply an emotional response. Some would call me indifferent or apathetic. Those don't quite reach it. To tell the truth, if the people around me dropped dead of natural causes I wouldn't care. To tell the truth, there are some people out there that if they died of unnatural causes I wouldn't shed a tear. And there is another thing that I should clear up. There is a marked difference between hurting me and pissing me off. I have to actually care about you for you to hurt me. And the fact that at any given point I can count the people I care about using fingers only should tell you that there is almost metaphysical certitude that most likely anything done to miss is just going to piss me off. And trust me, that is a bad thing.

Must be less snide.

Dumb Bitch of the Week

Any woman walking around talking about her baby's "good hair."  Specifically the one I heard today saying "it's all in the genes."  Don't blame they hair because you don't know how to comb it.  Conditioning really isn't a difficult concept; try it sometime.  Thank you, that is all.

How do life insurance companies make money?

everybody dies eventually.

When will black be the new black?

This is what happens when you don't listen to me.  You can't say I didn't tell you so.

Relatively simple concept

Don't be an asshole, and I won't talk about you. mmmkay?  mmmkay.

Dumb Bitch #3

So we're early this week.  My journal, my rules.  This week I would like to call anyone who thinks that giving up freedom = freedom a DUMB BITCH.  Look, if you hate yourself because of something you did in the past.  Fine all well and good.  But I am happy with my choices, and really I don't care about yours.  Stop trying to make choices for me.  If I want to hurt myself, that is my choice.  Just think if I wind up killing myself, there is that much more oxygen for you.  Lord save me from guilt.  Abstinence didn't work for Mary.  Please just shut the hell up.  Better yet, move to Afghanistan, then I won't have to hear you babble.  (And can I point out that the last person who needs to be talking about sexual purity to a girl is her father...)  See, if you would pay for cable for me, I wouldn't watch pbs and you wouldn't have to read this stuff.

How much spam can you get in one day

Damn. I want to tell. But I can't tell. It's kinda like 3rd person omniscient point of view. When the girl is on the phone with a guy behind with a knife. You know, but you really can't do anything about it. It's gonna be ugly. Bloody. Godless. Foul. And ugly. I almost don't want to see it happen. Almost I say, b/c I am again laughing at things that should not be laughed at. But shit, if you knew, you would laugh too. But I can't tell.

I saw a wilmer hutchins isd "honor student" bumper sticker

if it wasn't so sad, it would be funny.  ok, i laughed.  it's sad and funny.

Last week I sprained/strained/pinched/whatevered my neck

so please stop rubbing me it irritates me it irritates my neck and it's probably how i injured myself in the first place and why the hell are you touching me anyway

New rule

if I can hear you despite having the music in my headphones turned up loud enough to cause permanent ear damage then you are too damn loud.

I may be an adult, but I'm not grown up yet.

I don't know if I ever will be.

Dumb Bitch of the Week

Winner #2 Today's winner is Mrs. X.  Mrs. X, you is a true dumb bitch.  There are many reasons I could list, but I guess the main thing is that you expect me to be your friend.  You make false accusations against me, and you expect me to be your friend.  You try to turn others against me, and you expect me to be your friend.  You generally try to fuck my life up, and you expect me to be your friend.  Here's a clue: no one likes you.  I see now why you can't keep a husband; no man in his right mind would stay married to you.  I actually find it kinda funny when you look at me like sore puppy dog that has been dumped on the side of the road in a snow storm.  But you won't get a clue.  I ignore you, avoid you, and yet you still try to "hang" with me.  Seriously, go away dumb bitch.  Now that being said, you need more drugs.  What you are taking now isn't enough.  You are truly batshit insane.  Get professional help.

Best spam title ever!

"Skinny cooks can't be trusted" I almost clicked on it, not really, but I did laugh.

How the heck is it only Wednesday?

All hail the return of the CBS bad Sunday night movie.

First Ever Dumb Bitch of the Week Award

No this isn't an April Fool's joke.  This is real.  I feel that I have an obligation to out all the dumb females out there.  That and they get on my damn nerves.  Because they are whiny as well as dumb, let me say that i present these awards as my opinion not fact...  In the same interest, I will not post actual names because who they are isn't important only what they did. Award #1:  I originally had another recipient in mind, but she will have to wait.  This award goes to all the women out there who believe that because someone they know is a Christian they couldn't ever do anything bad.  Just remember that when the cute guy from your Sunday School class chokes the life out of you down in his basement of torture in the name of the Lord.  He's a Christian so it's just a love hug right?