i actually have material worth sharing

1. Why do people drink wine? (Alcohol has been consumed, ignore any typos.) Comparison to other forms of alcohol - it gets you drunk, it makes you pee... But then it adds something. A headache. Even after chugging 3 LITs, some beer, and God knows what else I never got a headache. I have a headache now. Man do I have a headache. 2. Is it wrong to befriend the girlfriend in order to figure out the best way to get rid of her? Just asking. I really need to know. And soon, if you catch my drift... 3. Boy do I have to pee. Second time since I started typing. Please Lord, I have learned a lesson - Don't drink wine.