How stupid are you?

Before I start, I should mention that all users are given winzip as part of the standard desktop deployment: Why the goddamn hell are you sending me a fucking .zip file to open for you? Shit, double click the damn thing and open it. Are you so fucking stupid that the concept of drag and drop escapes you? Then why and how the hell did you get a job as a data specialist. One would think that one of the requirements would be to actually be able to manipulate data. Apparently not. Although, I should admit to being impressed that you figured out how to send email. That was almost as great an achievement as getting dressed this morning. We are proud.