The saddest words in the world...

"0 unread messages" when you are praying desperately for someone to respond to one of your umpteen resumes. Equally depressing is the extinguishing of the hope you feel when you see the little email alert but all you have is some spam promising a low interest rate mortgage or erection help (or both). No, my erection is fine; it's my employment that could use a little boost. But really, thanks for the offer.