Om my God that [bitch] is shameless

Deep Thoughts by Tequila At some point in time, the real you has to come out.

a wineglass, 6 ice cubes, a shot of mango tequila , and a can of lemonade walk into my hand...

wineglass - i just finished a glass of shiraz and i didn't want to dirty anything else (i rinsed it out) 6 ice cubes = that's how many fell out of the dispenser tequila = the only liquor i have on hand lemonade = it sounded good at the time There are people you get drunk with and people you can't drink with.  Be a people you can drink with.  `` My very first signature drink was Goldschlager® & milk.  And I cannot remember who bought the bottle for me because I was no where near 21 yet, but I still have it as it was an important part of my development.  Remember Kiddies: Friends don't let friends journal drunk. The point of all of this it to not "faint" Friday night.  Therefore I have 2 days to build up a college level tolerance..

But seriously ya'll

It's not a contest.  Scarcity isn't that prevalent.  This is plently to go around.  My having does not prevent you from having.

The titlek of Britney's CD shouldn't be Blackot

it should be "up to no good"

What we have here is a failure to communicate

Apparently what I need is a "man plan".  and more sleep.  more sleep would be great.

Whataburger always seems like such a good idea at 1am

nothing to see here

Why that bitch always gatta steal my man?

Ok mine only in my imagination, but it's the principle of the thing.  I think what we find attractive is largely informed by what was in front of our eyes when hormones first started running during puberty.  So I've images of Christopher Reeve (I've been in love with him since before I understood that people might find that a little odd.  I'm talking elementary school days here) mixed with long wavy brown hair and rich chocolate brown eyes with a little red head thrown in.  This guy does not exist.  And if he does, his wife has him tied up in her bed like a smart woman and no one can get to him.  -- so I'm SOL there too.  I have got to get back to reality.

Today I'm goint to cut a brotha some slack

Periodically, I act what would normally be out of character.  Kinda like the holiday bonus time period where I will double to dectuple normal tips simply b/c its giftmas time and people other than me have gifts to buy.  In that same spirit, I'm going to believe that you can be wronged so deeply that it effects your ability to reason logically.  Emotion will clould your thinking and cause you to say things you might not otherwise.  But there is only one free pass folks and it has now been given.  I should really work on making those long post like people who actually have something to say.

FREE BRITNEY SPEARS

We all know that one is going to come in handy soon...  But seriously ya'll, Brit is my gurl.  True friendships between women are actually quite rare.  It's hard to get past the competition society puts us in for men, jobs, that last black top on the last chance clearance rack for 75% off...

Zero Interest in LAN Management

I'm beginning to think that the problem is not that networking is difficult, but that I have absolutely no interest in it. As long as the computers are communicating I don't really care how it happens. Alternatively it could be that I am just tired of trying to reset my router.