Monogamy

I am a firm believer in the ancient art of monogamy (serial though it may be). I am an only child and I frankly don't believe in sharing. For everyone who says that cheaters are just following a biological imperative, I have just one question. How many times did you pee on yourself today? At some point in time -- early childhood I hope -- our society deems it necessary that we are all potty trained. (I exclude those with relevant medical conditions.) It's amazing how one biological imperative can be conquered, but another cannot.