The best part of an imaginary boyfriend is the presents

i think i'm getting jewelry this year for giftmas.

Sometimes I hate caffeine

2 more assignments.  It's almost over.

beer & brownies

There is a special place in my heart for redheads.  And for red wine.

NO SARA NO CSI!!!

ELEVENTY ONE ELEVENTY ONE!!!11111!!!111111!!!!!!

Dean Dean Dean, how you've let yourself go

The difference between us is that you make your money being pretty and I make mine being smart.

Today's Advice: Never Do Anything by Half.

If I was leaking oil, that would be understandable.  If I was leaking coolant, that might be alright.  But superstar that I am, my car is leaking a mixture of oil and coolant.

No I know that you are fucking kidding me

Sandra Oh is unsexy? I call bullshit.  Assholes.  Where's my Huey user pic when I need it.

I miss good Aaron Sorkin

I should be sleeping/packing/homeworking.  But instead I am sitting here trying to figure why Halle Berry is playing Catwoman and what kind of lipstick she is wearing.

Om my God that [bitch] is shameless

Deep Thoughts by Tequila At some point in time, the real you has to come out.

a wineglass, 6 ice cubes, a shot of mango tequila , and a can of lemonade walk into my hand...

wineglass - i just finished a glass of shiraz and i didn't want to dirty anything else (i rinsed it out) 6 ice cubes = that's how many fell out of the dispenser tequila = the only liquor i have on hand lemonade = it sounded good at the time There are people you get drunk with and people you can't drink with.  Be a people you can drink with.  `` My very first signature drink was Goldschlager® & milk.  And I cannot remember who bought the bottle for me because I was no where near 21 yet, but I still have it as it was an important part of my development.  Remember Kiddies: Friends don't let friends journal drunk. The point of all of this it to not "faint" Friday night.  Therefore I have 2 days to build up a college level tolerance..

But seriously ya'll

It's not a contest.  Scarcity isn't that prevalent.  This is plently to go around.  My having does not prevent you from having.

The titlek of Britney's CD shouldn't be Blackot

it should be "up to no good"

What we have here is a failure to communicate

Apparently what I need is a "man plan".  and more sleep.  more sleep would be great.

Whataburger always seems like such a good idea at 1am

nothing to see here

Why that bitch always gatta steal my man?

Ok mine only in my imagination, but it's the principle of the thing.  I think what we find attractive is largely informed by what was in front of our eyes when hormones first started running during puberty.  So I've images of Christopher Reeve (I've been in love with him since before I understood that people might find that a little odd.  I'm talking elementary school days here) mixed with long wavy brown hair and rich chocolate brown eyes with a little red head thrown in.  This guy does not exist.  And if he does, his wife has him tied up in her bed like a smart woman and no one can get to him.  -- so I'm SOL there too.  I have got to get back to reality.

Today I'm goint to cut a brotha some slack

Periodically, I act what would normally be out of character.  Kinda like the holiday bonus time period where I will double to dectuple normal tips simply b/c its giftmas time and people other than me have gifts to buy.  In that same spirit, I'm going to believe that you can be wronged so deeply that it effects your ability to reason logically.  Emotion will clould your thinking and cause you to say things you might not otherwise.  But there is only one free pass folks and it has now been given.  I should really work on making those long post like people who actually have something to say.

FREE BRITNEY SPEARS

We all know that one is going to come in handy soon...  But seriously ya'll, Brit is my gurl.  True friendships between women are actually quite rare.  It's hard to get past the competition society puts us in for men, jobs, that last black top on the last chance clearance rack for 75% off...

There's always the DVD release.

Looks like my tenure with csi is over.  It's been a fun ride, but I can be a cold hearted bitch when it is time to cut someone off.  (I take this time to say that I'm not so cold as to send a dear john letter across an ocean , although i do have to admit that i have come close.  stupidity of youth and not being ability to identify real friend.  begin the refrain of "you fucked up.")

New Care Wishes

It's not that I need a new car, but I kinda want one.  And I sat in a pretty one today.  With leather seats.  But damned if it wasn't smarter than I am.  See you in a couple of years pretty car.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

I love the action/adventure genre.  But I have a dirty secret.  I love the lifetime movie network too.  The acting is almost as bad a Sunday night Hallmark movie.  (and those are the cream of the crop.)  I can't stop watching.