It's been so long since I've written to you

it's not like you pay attention anyway.

you aren't trying hard enough

it's not whether you succeed, but how much effort you put into it.

As you wish

(The only thing missing is some dmb)

Well, it looks like your time has run out.  And that's really unfortunate.  but such is life.

My four day diet

Here's another important thing to know about me. For 3 or 4 days out of the month you will see me with a slim fast or adkins shake. This is not because I am trying to loose weight. So don't ask me if i'm on a diet. It's because I have really bad menstrual cramps. Really bad. I'm talking about wake you up in the middle of the night and drop you to your knees before you get to the bathroom to puke bad. So I have to avoid solid food, but still find a way to meet my daily caloric needs. So dumb questions should be avoided at this time.

In the interest of insomnia

or maybe fairness, i could man up too

See, I told you everything would work out fine

I tend to be right. You'll learn to love that about me. Or you won't, and I'll have to hurt you.