i hope i never see one of those fuzzy miserable things again

we face an epidemic today.  many people have contracted a condition i will call "country club-itis".  symptoms of this condition include a false sense of superiority, equation of self worth to material worth, and a need to demean others at every opportunity.  what the sufferers have not realized is that i don't give a hot damn about what they have and who they think they are.  in fact, i am not impressed at all. don't want to party w/ me? fine, go swivel on a champagne glass by yourself.  i don't fit in with your company?  keep your damn job, its not worth the salary to have to deal with you anyway.