Does the koolaid man have a name like the marshmellow man?

being surrounded by idiots is really painful. i need to find smart people to socialize with. so where are the smart people?and the season of "give me" begins. i wish i could just go hide for the duration. during the time when we are supposed to be full of goodwill people are only full of themselves. culminating in the great "what did you get" discussion. i literally give my friends "boxes of random shit". there may be a theme sometimes; there may not. but the point is that i saw something and thought "hey she'll like that". not "hey i spent $100 at willowbend for this darling little candle".