Step one: admit there is a problem

step two: blame someone else for it. actually, this quite amusing.  someone doesn't want to be your friend, so they have a personality disorder.    they don't waste time asking about your family that they don't care about, so they need psychotherapy.  they would rather be alone than be around people patting themselves on the back all the time, so medication must be prescribed. this is going to be all kinds of fun.