Hold your loved one close, the world is ending

Grey's Anatomy beat CSI according to the "official" Nielsen's. The earth has turned upside down. The poles have completed their reversal. The sky is falling. Hell has frozen over. I mean seriously, which is more interesting: Meredith actually becoming the dirty whore or Grissom in a robe. Wait, never mind, this is the country that brought you Desperate Housewives after all.