I don't listen to the radio

so the only way i hear new music is on tv.  wb is a good source for this.  also grey's anatomy.  but i hate it when i can't find info on a song ala vanished 1.05.  my real point is this, why did no one tell me about m4a?  it's not often that an audio file will make use of all of my speakers.

Oh my God, they Killed Denny (again). you bastards

How shocking...

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Dumb Bitch of the Week

Dear cow, If you are gong to lie, make sure there are not any witnesses to call you on it.  Dumb bitch.

It's days like today...

that I want to speed up the work of vhemt

Hold your loved one close, the world is ending

Grey's Anatomy beat CSI according to the "official" Nielsen's. The earth has turned upside down. The poles have completed their reversal. The sky is falling. Hell has frozen over. I mean seriously, which is more interesting: Meredith actually becoming the dirty whore or Grissom in a robe. Wait, never mind, this is the country that brought you Desperate Housewives after all.

We're number 1 (again)

Some poor old woman is killed and Ellis county is wringing its hands over a guy disturbing hunters by playing music on his own land.

For that one of you in Austin,,,

Need a massage?  I have friend who just started a massage business in Austin.  Leave me a comment if you would like her contact info.

New Orleans anyone?

I'm thinking about taking my new year's party out of state this year.  They need the cash and I need the alcohol.  Sounds like a heavenly match to me.

Dumb Bitch of the Week

In this instance, we technically have 2 bitches: a dumb bitch and a smart bitch.  The smart bitch is a manipulative asshat.  The dumb bitch allows it to go on.  As long as you let someone take advantage of you, they will.  Stop being a dumb bitch.

<B>Christopher Reeve</B> will always be Superman

I'm not old enough to have seen the original tv series, but I do own all four movies... The Dean Cain debacle was bad enough, but we put up with it because he was cute (at the time), and whenever you wanted Lois to shut up you could just press the mute button.  But really, enough is enough.  Smallville, this "new" movie with a kid and 13 separate Superman dolls (action figures), and now WB (or CW or whatever they call themselves) is doing a new cartoon.  Please, please just stop.  The cow is complete empty of milk.

one more thing

you cannot make me believe that teenagers do not understand when they are being asshats.  or when their actions deserve nothing less than eternal damnation and hellfire.  even small children understand pain when they feel it and when they cause it in others.  they're just kids my ass.

OK, people protect yourselves

yeah, that too.  but i am talking about online privacy.  online, you must be like the ninja...  hide your identity.  there are more than enough free email sites that you have have one address for job searching and one address for things like myspace.  and never use your real name on myspace when you post drunken pictures of yourself.  seriously.

Step one: admit there is a problem

step two: blame someone else for it. actually, this quite amusing.  someone doesn't want to be your friend, so they have a personality disorder.    they don't waste time asking about your family that they don't care about, so they need psychotherapy.  they would rather be alone than be around people patting themselves on the back all the time, so medication must be prescribed. this is going to be all kinds of fun.

Dumb Bitch of the Week

Any woman who stays with a man who says he won't marry her until gay marriage is legalized... Any woman who stays with a man who say you can't cry out during "natural" childbirth because it might upset the baby...

apparently i'm schizoid

i exhibit the following characteristics:

• neither desires nor enjoys close relationships, including being part of a family
• almost always chooses solitary activities
• lacks close friends or confidants other than first-degree relatives
• appears indifferent to the praise or criticism of others
• shows emotional coldness, detachment, or flattened affectivity

i want an official diagnosis.  that way, i could get protection for my "disability".

"How not to be seen"

boy do i love monty python karma isn't a bitch, she's just unforgivingly fair. for example, you know how you cut off a firetruck on its way to save someone. one day it's going to be one of your family members that suffers from the delay you cause. i'm just saying...

Dumb Bitch of the Week

Speaking of education...  If you are the principal of a school there are certain things you say in your house at your kitchen table that you can't say over the pa system at school.  these certain will get your ass fired despite the fact that they may be true.  there is no such thing as free speech.

"where his leg should be, there's nothing but patrick duffy"

Is America failing the children?  20/20 seems to think so.  But i have news for everyone.  Kids these days are just dumb.  Anyone who doesn't know why the civil war started -- or calls it "the war of northern agression" for that matter -- is just dumb.  how do you not pick this stuff up?  ok, maybe dumb is too strong. the problem is that no one values learning anymore.  being smart isn't cool.