Pain

You should really name your pain and injuries. The two of you are going to be together for a while, so it's best to be on a first name basis.

So that's what 2 months of sinus drainage looks like...

eww

World's Worst Sinus Infection

Report From the Front Day 35: Many of my comrades have fallen...

OK, it's not that bad, but it certainly feels that way.  Any sinus infection that lasts several week and requires 3 different types of antibiotics to treat cannot be normal.  I have to be the poster child and strange medical conditions.

World's Biggest Cold Sore is still trending well

Probably because people like to know there are other people out there who share their pain.  I haven't had a cold sore recently, but a unicorn horn of a zit is currently residing on my forehead, but that is a story for another...  In other news I was thinking that we need more cold sore humor.  Most of my breakouts have been due to stress after all whether work or personal.  I think that humor would go a long way to helping alleviate stress.  Maybe a t-shirt for when you are having an active break: This isn't a cold sore, economic difficulties have force me to rent my face out to a family of weasels.  A family of anything would work really; weasel is just the first thing that came to mind.

Looking for some more humor?

Totally willing to sell my uterus

Notice that said sell and not rent. Also there will be know returns. If I'm honest I will admit to actually passing out from cramps. While on pain medication... This is not acceptable.

I've been ignoring my blog...

Let's be honest it's all facebook's fault... No seriously, between school and opening some online businesses, I haven't had a lot of time to even think about blogging. But I'm glad to see people are reading my old stuff. Even if it relates to the world's biggest cold sore... So to my fellow cold sore sufferers let me suggest two things: abreva or valtrex.

#racefail @work

The Scene: office cubicle farm with overhead lighting turned off
The Action: One coworker aims camera at another and snaps picture
The Audio:
White Coworker: "I just needed to take a picture of something dark"
Black Coworker:"o_O"

It's been so long since I've written to you

it's not like you pay attention anyway.

Simply put: I'm tired of people stealing my shit

You know, I kinda pride myself of saying funny things. And it kinda pisses me off when people steal them and act like they came up with my shit on their own... So, henceforth, I am going to work extra hard to attribute the shit I "borrow" to its owner. It's only fair. Do unto others and all that jazz.

lies of omission

i hate nothing more than lying. but they say "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all". so i remain silent. but there are some things that really need to be heard.

Appearances, Assumpltions, and I'm not your enemy

Hello Blog, long time no see.

For the record 150 lbs is not skinny. Yes, it is lighter than my grandmother's 200 and my mother's 175. However, a 115 model I am not. And attacking me for being "skinny" isn't doing either of us any good. So just accept that we are both awesome in our own ways, at whatever size we are. Now move along.

Happy Father's Day to all the deadbeats and sperm donors

From your kids: don't call us, and we won't call you.

On the occasion of my 30th birthday...

I have nothing to say... Life is good.

ever get that not so...

this http://www.womanist-musings.com/2009/02/boo-yaa-its-period-time.html

the world's largest cold sore has taken over half my face

quite amazingly, it is actually in 2 pieces. i have never seen this happen before. zovirax is trying to defeat it, but i don't think anything will work. so i am just going to have to live with looking like i got backhanded until it decides to move on. being sick sucks.

An Open Letter

To: Google
Cc: T-mobile
Re: G1 pop3 notification failure

Seriously, this email situation is unacceptable. The email application on the G1 is incapable of notifying when I receive messages. The suggested work around is the have gmail poll my pop3 acounts as only the gmail application works properly... (we can discuss that later.) But gmail's mail fetcher cannot be set to a specific interval and only wants to check about once an hour. So I'm supposed to be satisfied that I get my email once an hour (rather than never) when I am used to receiving it once every 10 - 15 minutes? This is ridiculous. What good is a mobile computing device that doesn't keep up to date when you are on the go?

Sincerely,
A disgruntled consumer that really can't do anything about the current situation but will think twice about your product next time...

Ideas for self improvement

#1 Fire people from your life who are pulling you down rather than lifting you up. I've already fired 2 people this year. Which is really a record because up until now, i had only fired a total of 2 people. So now i'm at 4 total. Firing people is necessary to maintain a healthy you. Life is hard enough without others making it harder. To help you along, I'm going to list the reasons I've fired people. If you see these or similar behaviors, it's time to let that person go...

thievery
lying
gereral jackholery
using
ungreatfulness
lack of reciprocationm
mistreating others
disrespect
sabotage

If these read like a list of disease systoms, they are. and that disease is deserves to die alone. by the way, i don't feel sorry for these people; they bring pain and sufferin on themselves. remember the more you find to love about a person, the more you will find to hate about them.