not everyone is as concerned with their health and safety as much as I am. so there need to be so rules for interaction. i don't want anyone else's germs or their crazies.
before we shake hands - did you wash yours the last time you were in the restroom? and after you sneezed/blew your nose? do you wash them before eating?
before I eat your food - is your house clean? is your kitchen clean? do you let your cat jump up on the counter and play with food while you cook it?
before I get in your car - do you have insurance? when was your last accident and how many have you had in the last year. ever been popped for dui?
before we watch movies at your place - what kind of porn do you watch? i don't want to be surprised by the last movie you left in your dvd player.
before we kiss - when was the last time you went to the dentist? what's up with that cough you have? and before you swallow that shot of vodka could you swish it around a little bit?
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