Relationship Secrets According to Chris Rock:

1. Everybody Lies "'Cause you can't get nobody being you.  You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act... sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative." 2. We All Have Faults " When you love somebody, you got to love everything about them. You got to love the crust of a motherfucker. You can't just love the white part of the bread. You gotta love the crust, the crumbs, the tiny crumbs at the bottom of the toaster. That's what the real motherfucker is." 3. You Have to Have Something in Common "If you born-again, your woman gotta be born-again, too. lf you a crackhead, your woman gotta be a crackhead, too... or the shit won't work. You can't be like, ''l'm going to church,where you going?'' ''Hit the pipe!'' That relationship ain't going nowhere."