Om my God that [bitch] is shameless

Deep Thoughts by Tequila At some point in time, the real you has to come out.

a wineglass, 6 ice cubes, a shot of mango tequila , and a can of lemonade walk into my hand...

wineglass - i just finished a glass of shiraz and i didn't want to dirty anything else (i rinsed it out) 6 ice cubes = that's how many fell out of the dispenser tequila = the only liquor i have on hand lemonade = it sounded good at the time There are people you get drunk with and people you can't drink with.  Be a people you can drink with.  `` My very first signature drink was Goldschlager® & milk.  And I cannot remember who bought the bottle for me because I was no where near 21 yet, but I still have it as it was an important part of my development.  Remember Kiddies: Friends don't let friends journal drunk. The point of all of this it to not "faint" Friday night.  Therefore I have 2 days to build up a college level tolerance..

But seriously ya'll

It's not a contest.  Scarcity isn't that prevalent.  This is plently to go around.  My having does not prevent you from having.

The titlek of Britney's CD shouldn't be Blackot

it should be "up to no good"

What we have here is a failure to communicate

Apparently what I need is a "man plan".  and more sleep.  more sleep would be great.

Whataburger always seems like such a good idea at 1am

nothing to see here

Why that bitch always gatta steal my man?

Ok mine only in my imagination, but it's the principle of the thing.  I think what we find attractive is largely informed by what was in front of our eyes when hormones first started running during puberty.  So I've images of Christopher Reeve (I've been in love with him since before I understood that people might find that a little odd.  I'm talking elementary school days here) mixed with long wavy brown hair and rich chocolate brown eyes with a little red head thrown in.  This guy does not exist.  And if he does, his wife has him tied up in her bed like a smart woman and no one can get to him.  -- so I'm SOL there too.  I have got to get back to reality.

Today I'm goint to cut a brotha some slack

Periodically, I act what would normally be out of character.  Kinda like the holiday bonus time period where I will double to dectuple normal tips simply b/c its giftmas time and people other than me have gifts to buy.  In that same spirit, I'm going to believe that you can be wronged so deeply that it effects your ability to reason logically.  Emotion will clould your thinking and cause you to say things you might not otherwise.  But there is only one free pass folks and it has now been given.  I should really work on making those long post like people who actually have something to say.

FREE BRITNEY SPEARS

We all know that one is going to come in handy soon...  But seriously ya'll, Brit is my gurl.  True friendships between women are actually quite rare.  It's hard to get past the competition society puts us in for men, jobs, that last black top on the last chance clearance rack for 75% off...

Zero Interest in LAN Management

I'm beginning to think that the problem is not that networking is difficult, but that I have absolutely no interest in it. As long as the computers are communicating I don't really care how it happens. Alternatively it could be that I am just tired of trying to reset my router.

There's always the DVD release.

Looks like my tenure with csi is over.  It's been a fun ride, but I can be a cold hearted bitch when it is time to cut someone off.  (I take this time to say that I'm not so cold as to send a dear john letter across an ocean , although i do have to admit that i have come close.  stupidity of youth and not being ability to identify real friend.  begin the refrain of "you fucked up.")

New Care Wishes

It's not that I need a new car, but I kinda want one.  And I sat in a pretty one today.  With leather seats.  But damned if it wasn't smarter than I am.  See you in a couple of years pretty car.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

I love the action/adventure genre.  But I have a dirty secret.  I love the lifetime movie network too.  The acting is almost as bad a Sunday night Hallmark movie.  (and those are the cream of the crop.)  I can't stop watching.

Dumb Bitch of the Week

It's women like you who give the rest of us a bad name.  Please to be not making assumptions about my goals in life.  And while there is nothing wrong with being Hippie, that whole "we moved here because the school system is so good" is kinda old.  There are private schools everywhere.  You are just a status seeker.  That is fine, just admit it.  And stop telling me that i'm going to be like you when I grow up.

Last thing (i'm avoiding homework)

Because I'm a planner I like to get things started early. So what are we giving up for New Year's?

It's raining...

but no men are falling to the ground.

i am not "pre-pregnant"

But I do wear lipstick. Yes, yes, I am talking about the lead report. Officials say "people wear lipstick instead of ingesting it." A man had to say that. A single man that has never kissed a woman.

TCP/IP Kicks My Butt

We were doing all well and good until we got to the network and tranport layers. And things in the wonderful world of networking just started falling apart. I had an easier time doing the calculations for transmission efficiency. Hopefully LAN basics will go better; I have subnetting to work on.

Best TV line evar

"Not that I can actually feel anything, but I can intellectually imagine"

Relationship Secrets According to Chris Rock:

1. Everybody Lies "'Cause you can't get nobody being you.  You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act... sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative." 2. We All Have Faults " When you love somebody, you got to love everything about them. You got to love the crust of a motherfucker. You can't just love the white part of the bread. You gotta love the crust, the crumbs, the tiny crumbs at the bottom of the toaster. That's what the real motherfucker is." 3. You Have to Have Something in Common "If you born-again, your woman gotta be born-again, too. lf you a crackhead, your woman gotta be a crackhead, too... or the shit won't work. You can't be like, ''l'm going to church,where you going?'' ''Hit the pipe!'' That relationship ain't going nowhere."

New rule: there will now be underwear checks at the front door

Do not roll up in my house without your panties on.  Seriously.  I don't care liberated and free you feel; there is going to be another layer between you and my sofa.  And on that note, I'm going to need you to not sit on my toilet.  You are just going to have to hold it 'til you get home.

it's naked pizza night

And tonight we present the naked truth.  As the saying goes, in vino veritas (there is truth in wine for the non classical latin majors).  Tonight's wine of choice was a 2005 california merlot.  I forget the vineyard, it doesn't matter anyway.  Hot men like Michael Weatherly and Mark Harmon should be accessible in real life.  Watching tivoed NCIS from Tuesday.  And Abby is fucking awesome.  I should be like her with I grow up.  I should grow up.  (Also, please refrain from operating a remote while under the influence.)

PA

In order to make sure that nothing that didn't need to be seen was showing, I have been reading old entries.  I've gotten soft recently.  I'll have to work on that. Halloween costume ideas: Catwoman Little Red Riding Hood (from the hood) Austin Powers Extra ?

Welcome to my new reader(s)

You know who you are.  Things have been kinda sparse recently, but I will be better I promise. P.S. The Boondocks are back, the Boondocks are back!

I have realized that at one time I was that stupid

and here i am hoping that wasn't true.