"Sexless Childless Freak!!!!!"

How dare I not know my place as a woman.  I should be married.  At my age, I should have children -- preferable 3 or 4.  But I'm not, so obviously something is wrong with me.  I must immediately rectify this.  First to go will be the degrees - pregnancy does not require a BA let alone a MBA.  And I would probably be a much better wife if I stopped reading books that taught me words such as "rectify".  Having the freedom to travel to Vegas, South Beach, Mexico, etc. is nothing when compared my duty to produce the future generation.  What am I thinking?  What am I doing buying toys and gadgets to amuse myself?  Why if I'm not careful I could get my woman card (tm) taken away.  Oh well, I suppose I should go watch some more HDTV with my 6.1 surround sound system chop off all my hair as a lament to my pitiful miserable existence (and then look for a man on match.com).