I have a bunch of these saved up

Apparently my philosophy of "do unto others as they have done unto you" already has a name.  This guy has a lot of ides that I appreciate. Loebner's Valuation of Morality:*

The Leaden Rule: Do unto others before they do unto you; The Cupric Rule: Do unto others nothing; The Silver Rule: Do unto others no harm; The Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you; The Platinum Rule: Do unto others as they would have you do unto them; The Diamond  Rule: Do unto others as they have done unto you.

*http://www.loebner.net/signature-file.html