Dumb Bitch of the Week

Better late than never... Today's pick is someone that I'll call monkey.  Monkey gets her name because she is so dumb that when she talks, her words are basically monkey speak.  Actually that is probably an insult to monkeys, but think of it as an evolutionary analogy.  Now I could give all sorts of examples, but really monkey's biggest problem is that she is a dumb bitch who thinks she's smarter than everyone else.  She appears to lack even a high school education but yet wants everyone to believe that she has all the answers.  I'd feel sorry for her except for the fact that she tried to step to me with her ignorant bullshit.  And despite that fact that I feel kinda bad fighting an unarmed man in a battle of wits I can only say "bring it, bitch."  But i'm not totally unkind, I'll let her borrow my dictionary so that she look up the big words she doesn't understand.