I need a whipping boy

There should be a lj community where you can find an online punching bag. Someone who would take all the abuse you have stored up from a crappy day of having to keep your mouth shut when everyone pisses you off. These people are easy to find in real life, I work with a couple in fact. I would use them for this purpose but it is hard to kick a puppy while looking it in the face. I prefer an anonymous target for my venom.