what the fucking hell?!!

I leave my damn desk unattended for 2 fucking days and someone or something tries to fucking eat my $40 headphones. These precious headphones are the only thing that keeps all the crap that is around me out. Next time I will take all my shit with me. What kind of world is it if you can't expect stuff on your desk to be left alone? Nevermind, I don't want to know.