Who let these kids out?

Ok, so they weren't kids; they were in college. The they in question is the bunch of twentysomethings I sat close to in Olive Garden. As I listened to their mindless chatter, I wondered to myself, "Was I like that in college?" I hope not. The gem of the afternoon was their discussion of absinthe. One of them referred to it as the "Everclear of alcohol." Umm, dear, Everclear is alcohol. Go ahead and put that margarita down, you've had enough.