Too much time on facebook

equals not blog time.  also equals experiencing some crazy people.  dude, for the last time, teh intrawebs are not reality.  speaking of reality, i think being able to be myself negates the need to blog as much.  i don't have to post what i'm thinking, i can just come out and say it.

What's wrong with tampons

Or rather why should I go to extraordinary lengths to hide them? Everyone else should get over it.

hit them in the pocket book...

people no longer understand the concept of doing to right thing, because it's the right thing. they only understand bringing the pain. the best way to bring the pain is to hit the pocket book. especially now, so hit the pocket and hit it hard.

fooled by appearances...

people sure are funny... apparently because i look sweet and innocent (i said look...), people try to take advantage of my kind nature. but really, that is one of the worst mistakes you can make. well, if you like yourself that is. i have no problem slamming the hammer down when necessary. boom.

"it was obviously our fault"

This ageist shit has got to stop. Do I need a tshirt that says "no really i'm 30"? No matter how old a patron looks, you should treat them as though they were 50. No treating like kids; no treating the elderly like they are senile.

Why size matters

I've determined that other people's estimation of my size is based more on their perceptions of themselves rather than their perceptions of me.

The next persom to ask me if i'm chaka kahn gets shot

Here's a clue, i'm a concept, not a person. So stop asking me if I'm one of the two black people you've seen on tv. It's kinda annoying.

As I was saying...

It sucks to be a girl. and if a girl walks into your store and buys nothing but pads and laundry products, it's probably a bad idea to tell her to have a nice day. she's not having a nice day; she's having a typical day.

It sucks to be a girl

Not only are there the physical issues; there is the societal pressure to hide them.

How am I supposed to exercise

All the classes are at 9 or 10 am. It's a conspiracy to keep us office dwellers unhealthy. The only way you can exercise is if you can afford not to work.