i never smoked, but damned if i didn't inhale

anyone wanting pictures of the "glorious new house" leave a comment

Total tax refund $

Sucks to be in the middle class.  The more money you make, the more money that the government takes. And God save me from people supporting a larger role of the federal government in daily life.

I hate slippery slope arguments

Dress like a slut if you want.  Act like slut.  Hell be a "slut".  But follow this simple rule -- only do it if you can kick the ass of anyone who calls you on it or can pay someone to do it for you.

Sex with Superman would blow your mind... literally

i have wanted to say that for a while now.

i'd like to find the asshole that though printing "have a happy period" on pads was a good idea

yes, i realize that i am late to this party, but i haven't had to deal w/ this since last june.  continuous hormone usage has its benefits.

seriously, i am going to stop shaking people's hands

and we thought flu was bad... http://www.health-science-report.com/alotek/topics1/article51

note to self:

sleeping through cramps only works if you don't incorporate them into your dreams vd presents should go out in the next couple of days

i decided to just watch the commercials online

i wish i had cable so i could watch the puppy bowl next year, gadget, next year

i keep going just past the appropriate level of cheating

i think that i just slept for 4 hrs pre-approval is complete potential buyer for house found just need to find new house and i can get out of the hood

My theory of humanity

i believe that humanity is kinda like a club like a club, there are membership rules if you violate club rules, you are subject to being kicked of the club in the same way, there are people whose human race membership cards need to be revoked