God is love

and He loves me.  I know this because someone created a lovely music video channel for me to watch on hd  called "the tube."  We love "the tube."

Universal healthcare

Sometimes you have to choose the lesser of two evils.  Paying for regular checkups vs. stays in the hospital for uncontrolled blood sugar.  Cause the way things work, we will be paying for one or the other.

Huggers...

In general, I do not like to be touched.  Especially not by people I don't know.  I don't want a hug.  I don't want a backrub.  And let us refrain from the unholy handshake.  We don't need to touch to communicate.  Email works fine.  Just fine.

Hey you...

yeah, you. right there.  no, quit hiding behind the door. i can see you.  there you go.  come on.  you can do it.  that's right, come on out of the closet.  now there is no point in running back in when i can see you in there.  i promise that you will be much happier if you come on out.  and i will too because maybe then you will stop acting like a whiney litttle bitch. no love.

What part of "evil inside" did you miss?

It's not like its not obvious or anything.  But for those of you who missed the first 6 warnings: Screw with me, and I will mess you up so bad, that you will screw yourself and ask for seconds.

Dumb bitch of the week

The woman driving like a bat out of hell down Harry Hines.  Those lines on the road are there for a reason.  KThxCrashNow.

Teenagers posing as adults

I don't mean with fake ids.  I mean supposedly grown people who get their damn feeling hurt all the time.  Grow the fuck up, real life isn't livejournal.

Poor people choose to live in ghettos

Newsflash: This just in... Poor people choose to be poor...      Apparently, when I was just a twinkle in God's eye, I said, "Please send me to a poor family so that I can stand in line at the project's main office with other poor people to fill a little red wagon with my yearly allotment of "government cheese" and peanut butter."  In a genie-like fashion He apparently said, "Yes."  And that is why I grew up poor.  Not because my grandparents only received middle school educations growing up during the early 1900's in the south.  Not because my mother was educated in a definitely separated but nowhere near equal school system.  Not because the good ole (white) boys system in my central Texas school district excluded students at the all black school on the poor side of town from the gifted and talented program.  No, I just wished to grow up poor.      Now I'm not saying that these things cannot be overcome.  I think I have been able to a large extent.  But you can't ignore how far behind those who did not face such problems this put me.  So, new rule:  If you don't know what you are talking about, then shut the fuck up.

I could use some more money to spend

my big baby is gone.  i miss him.  but hp says he'll be back by next thursday. kudos to yahoo for adding tabs to ie6.  but i've got 2 issues.  1, ie is kinda unstable so i tend to crash it.  when browsing in windows, i only loose one instance, but w/ tabs things are kinda ugly.  2, apparently the scroll button is mapped to open links in a new tab.  every time i try to scroll i have to 1st kill a tab...

they win

build a bear has a batman outfit...