I feel old

It does not feel good.

I'm dressing as little red riding hood for Halloween.

Does anyone know any wolves?

Anybody want to see a picture of the next rat I catch on a glue trap?

Alligator tastes like chicken...

mostly

You Are A: Frog!

Independent yet still part of a large community, frogs are unique creatures known for their distinctive sound and ability to hop. As a frog, you spend your days sitting on lily pads or climbing trees, searching for delicious insects to eat. While there are some frogs that aren't exactly cute, you are certainly not one of those!

You were almost a: Kitten or a Bear Cub
You are least like a: Puppy or a BunnyCute Animal Test!

I'm back...

i was never really away, just hiding. kinda. And apparently, the HD feeds can leave off all the weather and scrolling crap. Neaner, neaner.

The definition of stupid

I place FOUR boxes of pads in assorted aizes on the counter at walmart the MALE checker asks me if I am having a nice day what the hell does it look like? as a matter of fact, i wont be having a nice day for at least a week and since you asked, i am going to tell you exactly why

vow of silence is over

it's good to see that in the face of disaster people sink to the lowest level of human behavior.

Today's advice

If you like yourself, and nightmare free sleep do not see Jack the Ripper.

What the hell was I thinking?

I bought a 27" TV. It is big and pretty, but it is also heavy as hell. I am never moving this thing. If I move either someone else is moving it or it is staying in this house.