How come no one told me about <insert name of my bank here> online billpay?

Must find ways to look busy while I have nothing to do.

Call me Cassandra

(I always knew that classical Latin degree would come in handy sometime.) For some reason when I speak, people do not believe what I say. Maybe it's b/c "everybody lies." Everybody but me that is. I said I'm going to South Beach. (Flight and hotel reservations are in hand.) I said I was buying a car. (Got the loan to prove it.) I said I'm going back to school... again. (Found the program and started pricing books.) I provide all of this evidence in order to show that I don't make threats. I see them as I waste of time and oxygen. When I say something, I follow through on it. So people, really, stop being surprised when I tell you something and it happens, or you are going to find yourselves caught in the rain without an umbrella. And you can't say I didn't warn you.

Brown is my new blue.

I don't understand people

Example 1: I write down explicit instructions on how to complete a task. It would go faster if instead of asking me what to do, you just read the sheet of paper that I handed you... Example 2: I am supposed to complete a project. Instead of asking me if I have done so, you start on the project yourself. I allow you to, knowing that I have actually already done it. But you didn't ask.

Aimless wanderings...

For the last damn time, it's not "like osmosis" Never piss off people smarter than you I don't get paid to watch you work I'm not the only one saying "seriously" all the time How is it only Tuesday?

Dear Lord in Heaven

Someone remind me to never watch Grey's Anatomy without a spare inhaler again...

I wonder if I can teach myself linear algebra

I think that I have seen all the episodes of Perry Mason.

I think my diet could use some fiber

South Park was right. Earth is an intergalactic reality tv show. That is the only thing that explain how people behave: Stabbing you in the back as the look you in the face. Shaking your hand with the one they just wiped themselves with. And my personal favorite, taking credit for your triumphs while blaming you for their mistakes.

Is a new job worth $8000?

You betcha.

Today was the first day that I didn't get physically ill upon waking up to go to work in 2 months

And now for today's thoughts: Paula Cole really isn't good driving music I think I should work in the health care industry for a while People really should listen to me It's not my job to make sure that people higher above me have been trained properly, therefore I will not question what they tell me I will just do as I am told