I think my diet could use some fiber

South Park was right. Earth is an intergalactic reality tv show. That is the only thing that explain how people behave: Stabbing you in the back as the look you in the face. Shaking your hand with the one they just wiped themselves with. And my personal favorite, taking credit for your triumphs while blaming you for their mistakes.

Is a new job worth $8000?

You betcha.

Today was the first day that I didn't get physically ill upon waking up to go to work in 2 months

And now for today's thoughts: Paula Cole really isn't good driving music I think I should work in the health care industry for a while People really should listen to me It's not my job to make sure that people higher above me have been trained properly, therefore I will not question what they tell me I will just do as I am told

I need new contacts

As I sat in the traffic nightmare caused by someone trying to take out a light pole in front of the courthouse, I glanced up at a sign in front of the SPCA What I saw: Spay or Neuter You & Pet What it said: Spay or Neuter Your Pet In my defense, there was a bit of space before the "r"

Bah Humbug

Stress does not make me happy

it does not make me work harder it just makes me sick to my stomach literally so when i say i refuse to be stressed, people should listen to me b/c really, this is not worth it and i'm not a glutton for punishment

The New 5 Year Plan...

pay off car in 2 years go to Hawaii go to school for statistical analysis start working in public sector

Seriously

How the hell can the side effect of a medication be flu or tuberculosis?  Do they put tb in the pill?

Apparently no one listens to me

I guess everyone just thought I was blowing smoke out my ass when I said that I wouldn't keep promises they made on my behalf. If I didn't make the commitment myself, I see no reason why I should be held responsible when it doesn't happen. Oopsie, guess someone should ask me first.

I really should not have children

Umm..... You got 15 mommyness points!

YOUR CHILDREN ARE DOOMED!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on mommyness

Link: The would you be a good mommy Test written by mysticalj22 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test