I need new contacts

As I sat in the traffic nightmare caused by someone trying to take out a light pole in front of the courthouse, I glanced up at a sign in front of the SPCA What I saw: Spay or Neuter You & Pet What it said: Spay or Neuter Your Pet In my defense, there was a bit of space before the "r"

Bah Humbug

Stress does not make me happy

it does not make me work harder it just makes me sick to my stomach literally so when i say i refuse to be stressed, people should listen to me b/c really, this is not worth it and i'm not a glutton for punishment

The New 5 Year Plan...

pay off car in 2 years go to Hawaii go to school for statistical analysis start working in public sector

Seriously

How the hell can the side effect of a medication be flu or tuberculosis?  Do they put tb in the pill?

Apparently no one listens to me

I guess everyone just thought I was blowing smoke out my ass when I said that I wouldn't keep promises they made on my behalf. If I didn't make the commitment myself, I see no reason why I should be held responsible when it doesn't happen. Oopsie, guess someone should ask me first.

I really should not have children

Umm..... You got 15 mommyness points!

YOUR CHILDREN ARE DOOMED!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on mommyness

Link: The would you be a good mommy Test written by mysticalj22 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I would probably be happier if I worked for a university.

"It's not that bad..."

How the hell do you know how bad it is? Why do people waste good oxygen talking about things they know nothing about? Until you become me, you have no idea what my life is like. Maybe my favorite dog died... Maybe my favorite grandmother died... Why does anyone who is not me feel that they are justified in evaluating my current mood. Seriously people, you need to worry about your own lives and butt out of mine.

SCORE!

I love it when a tv charatcer states she won't be having children. Especially when it is a smart character. Bones will get canceled now. Oh well, it was great while it lasted.