OMG y'all, we're in the middle of some serious economic shit

Toilet paper is $15... Have your popcorn at the ready, this is going to be fun to watch.

little bitch struck again

why are jeans so tasty? don't believe the lie that animals don't retaliate.

Beauty standards

Customer service jobs suck enough on their own, but having to wear heels and makeup are just adding insult to injury. Really, does looking pretty make you any more competent at your job? Excluding models. And to me, the best looking model aren't pretty; they're striking.

Don't you love it when your boss says "we"

B/c what he means is "you"

little bitch ate my jeans

do y'all know how much a new pair is going to cost?

the number of posts i've done while drunk astounds me

including this one

you aren't trying hard enough

it's not whether you succeed, but how much effort you put into it.

It's now that time of year when we all have to ask ourselfves

What am I going to be for Halloween? I'm thinking about something in the clown/joker/harley quinn range. But the possibility of little red always exists.
And if you are a girly girly female, the additional question of "What am I going to wear to the Christmas party?" allow arises.

the fine art of subtlety is lost to many people

it is so satisfying to make a statement that conveys multiple meanings

today is not the day

in fact, there will never be a day.

more signs of old age

i just had my ass handed to me by a zumba instructor

People say karma is a bitch

But I don't think karma is the one with the attitude problem. People should expect what they put into life to come back to them. I think it has to do with the company you keep. Sneaky people who hang out with other sneaky people shouldn't be surprised when they are fit into the victim role. And they shouldn't expect sympathy from me.

Bloggers are like cockroaches

For each one you see, there are X reading and lurking with their heads bobbing in agreement...

my life is complete

I've seen a fish get "milked".  you really, really don't want to know.

bravo

really there isn't much more that I can say than that.

I know you won't listen to me, but maybe someone else can convince you

"let him who is without sin cast the first stone." wait , what am I thinking, nevermind. Y'all still haven't figured out that whole "love your neighbor." and don't get me started on that "least of these"thing.

Why can't smart be pretty?

What part of appearance correlates with intellect? Why is it that I can't wear a cute t-shirt without the assumption being made that i'm easily pushed over? Why is a woman with a pretty face not taken seriously?

day off = all the things i've been thinking recently get posted

bear with me. b/c this one is kinda disjointed and is the product of several things i'm feeling all at once.  i hate hypocrites.  I hate liars.  i also hate people how withhold the truth.  really, if you have something to tell me, just tell me.  it's a waste of time dance around.  dancing is for the dance floor only.