Labor Day

Don't forget to celebrate Update Your Resume Day!

As I am an overachiever, mine is already done.  :)

What do you have to gain?

Apparently nothing.
Lord save me from the child and the childlike.

Clothing Sizes

It's a little known fact that all of my underwear is from vs.  little know until now... recently, however, the vs cotton line has gone cheap.  i don't mean price cheap; i mean quality cheap.  the waistband is thinner and so is the material.  but the worst part is that the sizing is off.  I'm going to have to move up a size to keep my butt covered b/c they're skimping on material.  not cool, guys.

on a related note, could someone make a pair of non low rise jeans.  i've bought five pairs of jeans in the past week and damned if i have found a pair that went up to my belly button in a cut like.  don't get me wrong, i don't wear my jeans up high, but i do  like the extra space.

Why i'm not having kids

I'd name a girl tabitha kathryn just to call her tabbykat

an asshole is still an asshole

speeding is against the law.  yeah we understand that.  but having taken a pet to an emergency vet, i can understand how emotional people are.  so should i get caught speeding while rushing to the vet i will be more than willing to accept my ticket and the fine with it.  what i will not accept is some asshole belittling the feeling i have about my pet.  maybe it pisses me off more right now because one of my dogs recently died.  the ticket was warranted, the insult not.

Yes I have a radar detector

I live in texas, home of artificially low speed limits and a ridiculously high number of localities that depend on ticket revenue. (took me a second to work out that parallel .) this however does not make me a reckless driver. Ooo i'm driving 45 in a 40, someone stop me.

"i kissed a girl"

Really...
Seriously...
Apparently i'm not missing anything by not listening to the radio.
There is a line of insipid and this mananges to cross it twice.
I wouldn't download this song if it was free AND guaranteed me $100.
I don't even think i would dance to this. I'd pour out a full drink just to go refill it.
When is britney coming out with a new cd?

Signs of old age

Wrinkles
Stiff neck
Stiff back
Squinting at monitor
Tv turned up loud
Peeing in the middle of the night
Peeing in the middle of the morning
Gas
Fiber supplement
"That music is too loud"

dirty little secrets

i'm sure that i have done this before, but here are some more:

 

i watch the power rangers

i like cartoons

beauty and the beast is my favorite movie

jpop is my newest musical fascination

i don't like puppy kisses

i don't like men that are too skinny

in fact, i like a little meat on the bone

my dog has fleas (and just farted in my bed)

i've had pizza 3 times this week

I'm having a pepperoni craving

i found doggyspaces.com and my dog has more friends than i do.  something is wrong with that.