Someone has lost their damn mind.

Not safe for sanity warning... http://scienceblogs.com/aetiology/2007/06/post_41.php

I'm tired of these motherfuckin' caterpillars in my motherfuckin' bed

my damn house is being invaded.  this is seriously not working for me.

And a glass of wine to you

PSA: Mixing alcohol and prescription medication is a bad idea.  Kids, don't grow up to be like me. Now, for those of you over the age of 25 -- 21 is still too young to know what you are doing -- if you do decide to do it, don't waste your money on good alcohol.  The cheap stuff is going to work fine just fine.  Trust me on this.

Late Night Poetry

Oh my God Those ducks are having sex my eyes, my eyes