note to self

avoid merlot.  it evokes memories of the sexy grape game.

God save me from women

A modern Disney princess doesn't sit on her ass waiting to be saved.

Dear Broadcast TV,

You piss me off.  I'm getting a satellite dish. No love.

Papa John's pizza good, but when it's frees, it's even better

i think i may be too young to listen to maroon5's latest cd

drinking wine is good for you

i think that its not inherent properties of the grapes, but the fact that after a long day a little relaxation goes a long way