i never smoked, but damned if i didn't inhale

anyone wanting pictures of the "glorious new house" leave a comment

Total tax refund $

Sucks to be in the middle class.  The more money you make, the more money that the government takes. And God save me from people supporting a larger role of the federal government in daily life.

I hate slippery slope arguments

Dress like a slut if you want.  Act like slut.  Hell be a "slut".  But follow this simple rule -- only do it if you can kick the ass of anyone who calls you on it or can pay someone to do it for you.

Sex with Superman would blow your mind... literally

i have wanted to say that for a while now.

i'd like to find the asshole that though printing "have a happy period" on pads was a good idea

yes, i realize that i am late to this party, but i haven't had to deal w/ this since last june.  continuous hormone usage has its benefits.

seriously, i am going to stop shaking people's hands

and we thought flu was bad... http://www.health-science-report.com/alotek/topics1/article51

note to self:

sleeping through cramps only works if you don't incorporate them into your dreams vd presents should go out in the next couple of days

i decided to just watch the commercials online

i wish i had cable so i could watch the puppy bowl next year, gadget, next year

i keep going just past the appropriate level of cheating

i think that i just slept for 4 hrs pre-approval is complete potential buyer for house found just need to find new house and i can get out of the hood

My theory of humanity

i believe that humanity is kinda like a club like a club, there are membership rules if you violate club rules, you are subject to being kicked of the club in the same way, there are people whose human race membership cards need to be revoked

I have a notoriously bad habit of not taking care of my things

you know, not feeding the dog so my mother has to letting deposits build up in my steamer

Unscientific Results - normally i'm an ISTJ

Crackpot - INTJ 20% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 86% Thinking, 73% Judging

People hate you. Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays. But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you. I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back. That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people. Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway. How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange. ***************** If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this. ***************** The other personality types are as follows... Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging