Never plan a flight for a day it is going to rain

the pain and suffering is so great that whatever is necessary to forecast weather months in advance should be done. blood sacrifice is not out of the question.

I'm not celebrating Christmas this year

or rather what it has become -- giftmas. it's not that i am depressed. (it's amazing what a stable flow of hormones will do for your mood) it's that people disgust me one of those man's inhumanity to man kinda things And the complete disregard people have for how their actions affect others i would take a $5 gift of love over a $500 Christmas gift any day and my hair's growing so my scalp hurts

"What's the point of looking thin in a casket"

so me and this extra 25 lbs are gonna bond a little longer

So when the young hispanic boy stepped out in front of my car

and said "nigga wait," it was difficult to determine if he was talking to me or his friend who had walked out in front of another vehicle

"Happiness is a warm puppy"

--I want a dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown.

i need to spen less time on lj

the stupid is starting to get to me.  i need to find a forum where conversation is intelligent and based on reason, not on "stop being mean". in other news, apparently i look like a teenager and "need to do something about it"

giftmas barter

in exchange for that brats doll your daughter must have and those ps3 games for your son, i have the following: dirty clothing dirty car boxes that need to be moved ...

I find the need to award myself the dumbass of the day award

sometimes you are the whore you feel like

working for a great satan (and now my blog gets flagged) apparently has its benefits.  that is if you can take them without hating the sight of yourself in the mirror.

Dear Yahoo, your new tv listing format sucks. IitanTV is much better.

New job report: what i do - right now nothing b/c i am still "in training" the good - no asshats.  my supervisor thinks i'm a genius, doesn't believe in busy work, and has my back.i think i can talk my way into development rather than grunt work. the bad - my probationary hours suck.  driving deep in the middle of rush hour sucks.  working 20 miles from home still sucks.  i'm "the new guy".  corporate bs. p.s. bodyworks now has a peppermint flavored 3 in 1.  good stuff.