Saturday, August 20, 2011

Author's Note:

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This blog will no longer be updated.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Pain

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You should really name your pain and injuries. The two of you are going to be together for a while, so it's best to be on a first name ...
Monday, November 16, 2009

So that's what 2 months of sinus drainage looks like...

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eww
Saturday, November 14, 2009

World's Worst Sinus Infection

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Report From the Front Day 35: Many of my comrades have fallen... OK, it's not that bad, but it certainly feels that way.  Any sinus in...
Monday, November 9, 2009

World's Biggest Cold Sore is still trending well

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Probably because people like to know there are other people out there who share their pain.  I haven't had a cold sore recently, but a u...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Totally willing to sell my uterus

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Notice that said sell and not rent. Also there will be know returns. If I'm honest I will admit to actually passing out from cramps. ...

I've been ignoring my blog...

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Let's be honest it's all facebook's fault... No seriously, between school and opening some online businesses, I haven't had ...
Friday, August 21, 2009

#racefail @work

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The Scene: office cubicle farm with overhead lighting turned off The Action: One coworker aims camera at another and snaps picture The Audio...
Thursday, August 13, 2009

It's been so long since I've written to you

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it's not like you pay attention anyway.

Simply put: I'm tired of people stealing my shit

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You know, I kinda pride myself of saying funny things. And it kinda pisses me off when people steal them and act like they came up with my ...